Council of TTEI: Press Release

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The Council of Transport, Technology, and Energy would like to clarify the following:

  • Switzerland has killed 20 EU spies

  • Switzerland has the cure/a vaccine for the HIB virus and has refused to share it with the EU members

  • Councils of Foreign Affairs and Home Affairs were planning an invasion into Switzerland, but it was cancelled

  • Switzerland is trying to attain a financial monopoly over Europe

  • The Council of TTEI has cut Switzerland’s energy source as a response

We deny any allegation that we are laundering money in Belgium. These are unfounded and there is no evidence. We call for further investigation.